It's bad enough that Louisville has a smoking-ban ordinance, but some aspects of it are even nuttier than expected when you go through the fine print with a fine-tooth comb. For example, there's this nugget of comedy gold:
"Any permanent structure that functioned or was used as an ashtray shall be disabled or altered to prevent its use as an ashtray."
That would, by definition, include toilets. Who among us has never flushed a cigarette butt in a bar restroom, or flicked ashes into its sink? I don't see any bars and restaurants disabling their toilets to prevent ashing into them. (And as we all know, public restrooms are the new smoking parlors these days.)
For more fun facts on the unconstitutional smoking ban, visit my Louisville Mojo column on creative ways to oppose it.