This was just emailed to me and I got a chuckle:
You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!
As we ain't got no programming experience, this here virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to ever'body in your address book.
Thanky fer your cooperation,
University of Kentucky
Computer Engineering Dept.
I am admittedly inconsistent in my reactions to the "hillbilly" stereotype - some I oppose, others I endorse. As a hillbilly myself, such idiosyncracies are my birthright, I reckon.